hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

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I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

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When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.



ok but can you imagine in age of ultron bruce accidentally hulking out and everyone’s completely silent, no one moves a muscle and suddenly tony goes “alright can we talk about the elephant in the room” and everyone turns very slowly to look at bruce and then tony says “barton, whAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING”

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she wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, but not for long because we are currently taking off our clothes surprise we’re lesbians

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when you think your cramps are finished but then


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Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks


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april on tumblr



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