lanadelgayest:

a girl at our school got dresscoded for wearing this shirt because it promotes bullying

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but a guy at our school was able to wear this shirt and our principal thought it was funny when he saw it

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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

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killerville:

i don’t care about what trends men hate. tell me what trends women love. how do i wear my eyeliner so a girl will want to kiss me. what color lipstick makes her think about moving to a cute house on the beach with me and getting 5 dogs. do ladies like peplum dresses and platform heels or not. come on.

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and some more gems

and my personal favorite

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unrisked:

radults:

THIS

#selfiebeforethegame #whatischaddoing

unrisked:

radults:

THIS

#selfiebeforethegame #whatischaddoing

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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

a must see

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

a must see

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bad-wolf-no-more:

Bo Burnham, Left Brain Right Brain.

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clientsfromhell:

I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure.  They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid. 

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me. 

They sent me a check.

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